~ Tracks ~

Los Conios have a whole bunch of sexy tracks for your aural pleasure. You can listen to them on the player, and you can also see a full list, with lyrics, below! Click on the title to see the lyrics. Also, do you use Firefox?! Yes?
Then click here! This will add the music player to your bookmarks. Once this has been done, all you need to do is click that bookmark and our play list will sit in the side whilst you browse away... awesome? Oh yes.

NEW: Now you can listen to the three NEWLY recorded songs here too! Recorded at Ruby Studios with the wonderful Rob.

Maita Magic: A magical song about a ginger kween known only as... Maita
Mrs Brown: A song of beauty and stance. A song about a cleaner with a dirty secret. A song you should hear, and a song you should fear.
General Manager: This song is about a bad man. He wanted to take the world of music away from the children. If you see this man, you should throw the contents of your nose at him, whislt saying "Wibble".
Bear/Salmon: The humble Salmon, and the mighty bear. A battle of the wits and of the mind. A battle between the hunter and the hunted, who will win? You decide.
Asbo: Anti Social Behavior, there's a bit of Chav in everybody, from an old lady with a grudge to a cheap man with expensive tastes. Kappa Trackies are a must have.
Humble Interlude (Instrumental): A dip into a world without singing. An expedition into instrumental songs. Another reason to hate your big fat hairy face.
Team Brick: Team Brick is a wonderful man, and this is a wonderful song. You should listen to this song.
Johnny Denime: Denim wearers speak for themselves, and this song is a tribute to one in particular. You know who you are...
Festival: Everyones been to a festival before, and if you haven't you haven't lived, you've merely existed. Since you have, that's good, and some of you may even have been stung by a wasp, or had to shit in a bush. Well done everybody.
The Sexy Times: The Seeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyy Times...
The Surgeon: Bastards and Whores unite as one to praise the greater glory of the whole. Or something.
Suspicion: The old bitch returns for a second round of fun for all the family. And it sounds different.
Sonia: The man has no job so he turns to drugs to escape the monotony. Reading the evening post every wednesday like a fucking MUG.
Doubleyoudot: Double you double you double you dot... Double you double you double you dot... Double you double you double you dot... Double you double you double you dot...
Fun in the Sun (Instrumental): This song is neither fun, nor in the sun. But it is fucking. So there.
Mumblin' Stumblin': This is what happens when you drink cider and black and hang out in bars for your whole life trying desperately to make a career of music. Or it might just be a song about dolphins.
The Walls are Alive: Shut the fuck up punk. Some fastness, some greatness, some energy. This song is about something, probably.
Mister Mash: Mister mash - he'll peel away your broken mind.
Roger: Paedophilic ghost anyone? Yes? Oh really? Look out for this one. Based on a real true story.
Mr Wolfs: Some people say he judges too quickly, but I think he got this one about right.
Caterpillar: Terrorism, word association and some reggae. This song is a compilation of all the best sounds you have ever heard in your life.
Mental Health (Part 1): Don't give a fuck about, don't give a fuck about, don't give a fuck about, don't. give. a. fuck. about!