~ The Sexy Times ~

It is the WORLDS favourite newspaper. It is FREE... yes, FREE! Jam packed full of tasty pictures and sexy articles. It has it's very own agony aunt, a poet, a rumour merchant, a psychotic news reporter, and you will never want another paper again!

"But where can I get this fantastic product?!" I hear you cry. Well its simple - come to one of our shows, we will distribute it to everyone and his dog, or cat. Not only that, but you get the unadulterated pleasure of seeing us prance about on stage, and if you're extremely lucky, wearing banana hammocks!

Another way you can get them is from this very page, before your eyes you can see small images of each page from every, yes, every Sexy Times EVER released. You can view them, download them, print them out and pluck your twangers to your hearts content. To download them right-click with your moose, and choose "save target/link as..." Soon these will be available to view as one document, ooooooh