~ The Sexy Times ~
The Sexy Times is Los Conios' favourite newspaper. It is YOUR favourite newspaper... [view more]
It is the WORLDS favourite newspaper. It is FREE... yes, FREE! Jam packed full of
tasty pictures and sexy articles. It has it's very own agony aunt, a poet, a rumour
merchant, a psychotic news reporter, and you will never want another paper again!
"But where can I get this fantastic product?!" I hear you cry. Well its simple - come
to one of our shows, we will distribute it to everyone and his dog, or cat. Not only that,
but you get the unadulterated pleasure of seeing us prance about on stage, and if you're
extremely lucky, wearing banana hammocks!
Another way you can get them is from this very page, before your eyes you can see small
images of each page from every, yes, every Sexy Times EVER released. You can view them,
download them, print them out and pluck your twangers to your hearts content. To download
them right-click with your moose, and choose "save target/link as..." Soon these will be
available to view as one document, ooooooh
~ Sexy Times 12 ~
~ Sexy Times 11 ~
~ Sexy Times 10 ~
~ Sexy Times 9 ~
~ Sexy Times 8 - Xmas Special ~
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~ Sexy Times 4 ~
~ Sexy Times 3 - Xmas Special ~
~ Sexy Times Issue 2 ~
~ Sexy Times Issue 1 ~