~ Upcoming Gigs ~
| Date | Venue | Bands | Time | Price | Notes |
| 6th Dec | La Miroiterie, Paris | Loads, it's a punk squat or so we hear! | 14:00 | £3.00 | More details to come! |
~ Past Gigs ~
| Date | Venue | Bands | Time | Price | Notes |
| 25th Oct | The Junction | Halloween Special! | 14:00 | £5.00 | Bring a costume, bring your great grandpa's body. It's halloween baby, ANYTHING goes! |
| 27th Sep | DLH Skatepark | Us, Da Capo, Riot Noise, and many more! | 14:00 | £0.00 | It's the D.L.H Funday skatepark gig with our pals turbo rock dirtyriffers Da Capo. Head down Dean Lane skatepark, bring Oranjeboom and drink yourself into an early afternoon stupor with us! |
| 20th Sep | The Junction | Pint O Spirits and Angry Panda | 20:00 | £4.00 | We're having a party of our own on the weekend of the Bristol Festival, come on down SMASH! |
| 27th Aug | The Croft | Los Conios, dusty white roses, dharmata | 20:00 | £5.00 | Come see us at our first gig after getting our new drummer! Should be a smashing time, we're headlining, but get here early to see the other acts! |
| 14th Jun | The Louisiana, Bristol | Figment | 20:00 | £5.00 | Come along to see us and also to see Nick inducted into the Los Conios hall of fame as he plays with us for his last gig. |
| 4th Jun | The Brunswick, Gloucester | tbc | 20:00 | £0.00 | |
| 27th May | Bristol Academy | Dead Kennedys + Los Conios | 19:00 | £12.50 | Los Conios to support dirty-hardcore punk legends The Dead Kennedys! |
| 24th May | The Underground, Barnstaple, Devon | The Yum Yums | 00:00 | £2.99 | |
| 24th May | The Underground, Barnstaple, Devon | The Yum Yums | 00:00 | £2.99 | |
| 26th Apr | Inn On The Square | The Yum Yums | 21:00 | £2.99 | Are you free to come down for ice cream and jelly on the 26th April? You will need a packed lunch, a musical tool each and a note from your mum. |
| 26th Apr | The Underground, Barnstaple, Devon | The Yum Yums | 00:00 | £2.99 | Are you free to come down for ice cream and jelly on the 26th April? You will need a packed lunch, a musical tool each and a note from your mum. x |
| 26th Apr | The Underground, Barnstaple, Devon | The Yum Yums | 21:00 | £2.99 | Are you free to come down for ice cream and jelly on the 26th April? You will need a packed lunch, a musical tool each and a note from your mum. x |
| 26th Apr | The Underground, Barnstaple, Devon | The Yum Yums | 21:00 | £2.99 | Are you free to come down for ice cream and jelly on the 26th April? You will need a packed lunch, a musical tool each and a note from your mum. x |
| 22nd Mar | The Lousiana, Bristol | The Threatmantics | 20:00 | £5.00 | |
| 13th Mar | Louisiana | Los Conios and more | 20:30 | £5.00 | No details yet, Los Conios will be playing this show, and other bands, be there or be square! |
| 16th Feb | The Inn on the Square, Barnstaple | The Yum yums and special guest? | 20:00 | £2.99 | A filthy night planned as part of the newly fused alliance between Los Conios and the Yum Yums (see our top friends). Followed by a raping and a bashing from pig-noncers and applephiles, come along, it should be good fun nice times! |
| 31st Jan | The Louisiana | The Yum yums and special guest | 20:00 | £5.00 | The Yum Yums travel to Bristol for the first in a series of sordid affairs with Los Conios |
| 22nd Dec | The Louisiana, Bristol | TBA | 20:00 | £5.00 | A MASSIVE Christmas party just three days in advance of the Christmas in question. Excellent support bands TBA it's time to let loose and party!....... (and maybe fuck eachother, i say maybe, I mean hopefully) x |
| 13th Dec | U.W.E. Bower Ashton Campus | So far, it's just us! | 20:00 | £0.00 | Los Conios return to Bower Ashton for another bout of fun and frolicks with student and education heads but anyone can come (i’m pretty sure). But, PLEASE!... leave your children and pets at home, with a qualified and appropriate guardian/carer of course. |
| 22nd Nov | U.W.E. Frenchay Campus | Other acts TBA | 20:00 | £0.00 | Coldharbour Lane Bristol, Southwest BS16 1QY We'll be hitting the stage at about 10pm, after a quiz at the downstairs bar |
| 4th Nov | The Worlds End | Los Conios and others | 16:30 | £0.00 | The Worlds End, home of the Camden Underworld. Our second date of two in London! |
| 3rd Nov | Inn on the Green | Los Conios and others | 18:00 | £5.00 | Portobello Road, London: A benefit gig for a bunch of tree hugging hippies, awesome! |
| 8th Sep | The Thekla | Rattlesnake Remedy, Left Side Brain, Los Conios, Vaheena | 18:30 | £5.00 | Robyn Pistols presents a wonderful show at the Thekla, Bristol. Get there early, because there's four bands! |
| 7th Sep | The Academy | The Only Ones and Los Conios | 18:00 | £15.00 | A last minute support slot for reformed punks "The Only Ones". What a great opportunity, and a steal at £15! |
| 25th Aug | King William | Los Conios + Loads of others | 13:00 | £3.00 | Los Conios headline the legendary Rock the Billy Festival, at the King William pub, excellent. With a Hog Roast! |