~ Contacting the Conios ~

There are a number of ways to contact the counts of cunt. you could do any one or more of the following things:

• Hunt us down using your superb eyesight and tracking skills
• Get a dog, give it something that smell of us, and let IT track us down
• Hire a Private Investigator to track us down
• Get a hitman to find us and kill us
• Send up the Conios flare - a massive sign in the sky much like Batman has

or...

~ Email ~

We can be reached at: band@losconios.com or if you want to reach the guy who writes the website: admin@losconios.com

You should get in touch with us if you want to give us a gig, play a gig with us, buy something from us, speak with us, send us presents, and so on. But mostly if you want us to play a gig. If you are a promoter, feel free to request a promo pack from us, if the website hasn't been enough!

So drop us an email, ask us how we are and what we do when we're not playing shows or rehearsing. Send us your pictures and poems. If they're REALLY good, they'll make it into The Sexy Times