~ News ~

Yeah, Los Conios welcome JAKE!

Our new drummer. Gigs will be booked

Recording will be done

This site will be updated... again

We had a fucking brilliant night supporting the Dead Kennedy's at the academy! Thanks for all who came early to see us. We had our last official gig with Nick at the Lousiana on Saturday which was an excellent gig but sad because we will miss you Nick! Thanks to Figment for having us.
We are LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER! email us if you are one! x x keep it sexy - A

Los Conios have been offered, and have accepted, the support slot for the Bristol leg of The Dead Kennedys UK tour! Come and see us (well, them, but us really), on Tuesday 27th May at the Bristol Carling Academy!

Yes that's right kids,

The tasty tasty new songs metioned in the news below are now available to listen to on this very website too... go to the media->tracks section and listen away to your hearts content!

Don't forget to bookmark it if you're a Firefox user - LISTEN WHILE YOU BROWSE!

Tasty new masterpieces are available for listening ecstacy on our myspace! We did Mr. Wolf's, Mental health and Roger with Rob at Ruby studios (check our top friends).
They're gonna be up on the site very soon but for now, pop over to our myspace, turn it up and have a listen. x

Sexy Times #12, the Xmas 2007 special is now up in our Sexy Times Section. Read all about the unfortunate demise of Prof. C. Linguist, and more fashion tips.

Soon will come photos from our March gig. Soon. I swear.

It's a good sign. We have finally uploaded photos from our christmas extravaganza, see them in the media-photos section-bit of our website-thing.

In another news, we got double booked for ANOTHER gig, so the March 13th has ALSO been cancelled. We promise some real gigs soon, honest honest!

In other news, after much thought, debate and soul searching, we have parted ways with General Practitioner of Fuck, Mr. Jimothy Reuter. It is a sad thing, but we decided that we needed to go it alone for a while, and for various reasons. We still love you Jimothy, never forget! xxxx

So now that 2 gigs have been cancelled, we've added a new one, so you can ignore the post below this... the displayed gig IS happening!

Still to come: photos from our xmas bash, coming soon....

xx

The gigs listed above (31st Jan and 16th Feb) are both cancelled because the dates were double booked. We only recently found this out and sorry if you were planning on coming. Keep checking for updates though as more gigs are soon to be added xx

Come this saturday to our Xmas party. Flyers on our myspace you cunt x

Photos from our two London gigs can now be found on the photos page, in the media section. m'kay?

Also the Sexy Times has been updated. Also, DONT forget to come to the French-ay Campus-ay tonight to see us play-ay. Sex. xx

HELLO!

Guess what?

... Yes, we've done London now, and hope to go back there again soon. The Inn on the Green show was a fantastic night, never have we heard such high praise from such high people...! The Worlds End show was wonderful, the pub is a gert lush place, and the Turning Worm folk were awesome. Photos coming soon, just as soon as The Cardiographer has time to sort them out, as well as the Sexy Times!

Please say a great big hello to our new drummer Nick. We don't have any photos of him yet, but I stole this one off his myspace:



So there.

That's right people, we're there. New website, and new gigs!

Be sure to check out the media section where you will find a shitload of photos from gigs, some songs to listen to and download, videos, and the standard reviews section...

Another must see is our myspace, go there and check it out!